Tuesday, December 27, 2011

प्रजातंत्र



बाबासाहेब अम्बेडकर जी ने जब भारत के संविधान की रचना की थी, तब संभवतः उन्होंने सोचा भी न होगा की "प्रजातंत्र" शब्द का इस प्रकार दुरुपयोग हो सकता है. हमारे देश में आज का प्रजातंत्र अल्पसंख्यकों की राजनीति, महासख्यकों की कुटाई और धनाढ्यों की वाहवाही के खेल का मैदान है. आज हमारा देश वही चला सकता है जो दो या अधिक गुटों में लड़ाई करवा के मेवा खाने की हिम्मत रखता हो. आज हमारा देश वही चला सकता है जो अपने दामन को बचाकर दूसरों के कन्धों पैर बन्दूक रखने की हिम्मत रखता हो. आज हमारा देश वही चला सकता है जो प्रजातंत्र के नाम पे प्रजा को गुमराह कर मजा लूट-ता हो.  

कुछ ऐसा ही हो रहा है हमारे इस देश में जगह जगह पर. मैं संसद का अपमान नहीं करना चाहूँगा, इसीलिए किसी मंत्री, संत्री की बात नहीं करूंगा. तो आइये यंत्रियों की बात करते हैं, अभियाँत्रिकों की बात करते हैं. एक अभियांत्रिक था, सत्येन्द्र दुबे... जिसके बारे में कहते कहते उनके शिक्षकों की आँखें नम हो जातीं हैं. हाल ही में आई आई टी कानपुर के गोल्डेन जुबिली समारोह में जब सत्येन्द्र जी का उल्लेख हुआ, तो उनके शिक्षक फफक कर रो पड़े. 

और आज की बात है २०११ में जब किसी तेल कंपनी से निकले हुए हताश अधिकारी श्रीमान रोली पोली इसी प्रजातंत्र का हवाला देते हुए, दिन में १६ घंटे से अधिक काम करने वालों के मक्खन एवं दूध बंद करवा देते हैं. वही श्रीमान रोली पोली कडाके की ठण्ड में अपने कमरे पर ब्लोवर का सेवन करते हैं, और बाहर ठिठुरते कर्मचारियों को धमकाते हैं की "लकड़ियाँ ले गए तो मैं ऊपर शिकायत कर दूंगा, तुम लोगों को नौकरी से निकलवा दूंगा!" सुनने में आ रहा है की श्रीमान रोली पोली अपना काम छोड़कर अब राजा का पद सँभालने की तैयारी कर रहे हैं. मर्यादा पुरुषोत्तम श्री राम ने प्रजा की बात मानकर और हारकर अपनी पत्नी को राज्य से निष्काषित कर दिया था, और यहाँ भावी राजा अपना उल्लू सीधा करने की बात कर रहे हैं. 

अब बात करते हैं श्रीमान झंडूलाल बनारसी के सम्बन्ध में. श्रीमान बनारसी बिन पेंदे के लोटे हैं, अर्थात गंगा गए तो गंगा दास और यमुना गए तो यमुना दास. जब तक उनका नाम हर काम में न हो, तब तक उन्हें चैन नहीं पड़ता, उन्हें चाहे इसके लिए कोई कुकर्म ही क्यों न करना पड़े. इसी कारण वे झंडू भी हैं. उन्हें उनका खेल ४०० लोगो के पेट एवं ४० लोगो के रोजगार से भी अधिक प्रिय है. २-३ वर्ष पूर्व जब श्रीमान बनारसी के शराबी मित्र प्रजातांत्रिक चुनाव हार गए थे, तब उनके और उनके मित्रों के मुख से वचन कटु आ रहे थे!  

ततैया तोप के बारे में क्या कहने! उनको अंग्रेजी और हिंदी तो छोड़ ही दीजिये अपनी मातृभाषा भी ठीक से नहीं आती. ऐसे व्यक्ति जब एक शब्द में खाने के गुणवत्ता का कारण पूछते हैं, तो श्रीमान बनारसी के कान अपने आप खड़े हो जाते हैं. और हाय रे मिलिट्री पुत्र! अपनी बात तो ठीक से कह न सके और राजा का सिंघासन भी गवां बैठे. प्रजातंत्र जो ठहरी हमारी अभियांत्रिक जनता! 

जनता को संभालना होगा और अपनी आँखें खोलनी होंगी. विशेषकर निरी चंडूखाने की गप्प छोड़कर अपने तीसरे नेत्र को खोलना होगा. वरन वोह दिन दूर नहीं जब हम कहने को मजबूर होंगे: "जब हर शाख पे उल्लू बैठा है तो अंजाम-ए गुलिस्तान क्या होगा?"


Monday, December 26, 2011

त्रिया चरित्रं




"त्रिया चरित्रं, पुरुषस्य भाग्यम, देवौ ना जानाति कुतो मनुष्यः"


अर्थात स्त्री के चरित्र और पुरुष के भाग्य के सम्बन्ध में तो देवों को भी नहीं पता है, मनुष्य क्या चीज़ है. बचपन से ही इस श्लोक को सुनते आ रहे हैं हम! मुझे ऐसा आभास था की संभवतः यह श्लोक स्त्री के चरित्र पर लांछन है, परन्तु हाल ही में हुए कुछ विशेष घटनाओं ने मेरे इस आभास को गलत प्रमाणित किया.


चलते हैं २-३ वर्ष पहले हुई घटना पर. सुश्री सोनल मान सिंह जी कानपुर में आयीं हुईं थीं. स्पिक - मेकै के विरासत कार्यक्रम के परिप्रेक्ष्य में किदवईनगर  स्थित विद्यालय में उनका कार्यक्रम होना था. कार्यक्रम के आरम्भ में ही उन्होंने ऐसी कुछ बातें कहीं जिन्होंने मुझे झकझोर कर रख दिया. जो उन्होंने कहा उसका एक उद्धरण यहाँ प्रस्तुत है - "... आप सभी ने सुना होगा की भगवान् श्री राम ने वन में जाकर एक पत्थर पर अपने चरण धरे. कुछ ही क्षणों में वह पत्थर एक नारी के रूप में बदल गया. वह नारी देवी अहिल्या थी!" फिर उन्होंने हम सभी से प्रश्न किया "...लेकिन यह सोचिये की जिस भगवन श्री राम को मर्यादा पुरुषोत्तम कहा जाता है, क्या वे कभी भी किसी नारी के ऊपर पैर रखेंगे?" समस्त दर्शकगण निस्तब्ध थे! फिर उन्होंने स्पष्ट किया "... वाल्मीकि रामायण में उल्लेख है की देवी अहिल्या ब्रह्म ज्ञानी थीं. जब इन्द्र उनसे मिलने आये थे तब अहिल्या ने उनको पहचान लिया था. संस्पर्श हुआ, और गौतम ऋषि भी क्षुभ हुए. परन्तु एक ब्रह्म ज्ञानी नारी को गौतम ऋषि भी श्राप नहीं दे सकते थे. उन्होंने कटु वचन कहे. कटु वचन सुनकर देवी अहिल्या ने क्रोध में एक पत्थर का रूप धारण कर लिया. जब श्री राम आये तो उन्होंने पत्थर को प्रणाम किया, तब देवी अहिल्या प्रकट हुईं" देवी अहिल्या के ब्रह्म ज्ञानी होने का उल्लेख ना जाने क्यों, वर्तमान ग्रंथों में नहीं मिलता. संभवतः नारी का सम्मान करना हम भूल गए हैं.


अब वर्तमान के कुछ घटनाओं पर हम ध्यान केन्द्रित करते हैं.


  1. कलर्स चैनल पर बिग बॉस नामक धारावाहिक प्रतिदिन दर्शाया जा रहा है. इस कार्यक्रम के बारे में अधिक जानकारी प्राप्त करने के लिए कार्यक्रम का वेबसाइट देखें. इस कार्यक्रम एक प्रतिभागी श्री आकाशदीप सहगल, जो स्काई वाकर के नाम से जाने जाना पसंद करते हैं, ने एक अन्य प्रतिभागी सुश्री महक चहल के व्यक्तिगत जीवन के सम्बन्ध में कुशब्द कहे (विडिओ Youtube पर देख लें). इन कुशब्दों के साथ यह भी कहा की "तू गन्दी औरत है". हम जब अकसर किसी महिला को गन्दी औरत कहते हैं, तो संभवतः हमारा संकेत उसकी चरित्र पर होता है. संभवतः हम यह भी कहना चाहते है की उस महिला को अपने यौनेच्छा पर नियंत्रण नहीं है, एवं वह महिला अपने इस इच्छा की प्रतिपूर्ति करने हेतु किसी भी पुरुष अथवा साधन का सहारा ले सकती है. किसी महिला के यौनेच्छा पर टिपण्णी करने का अधिकार किसी पुरुष को है? क्या कोई पुरुष अपने यौनेच्छा पर नियंत्रण रख सकता है? यदि नहीं तो क्या वो "गन्दा पुरुष" नहीं हुआ? क्या कारण है की हम "गन्दी महिला" या "गन्दी औरत" की परिकल्पना तो कर सकते हैं, परन्तु एक "गंदे पुरुष" की नहीं? 
  2. हाल ही में किसी नामी महाविद्यालय के एक छात्रा ने आत्महत्या करने का प्रयास किया. मैं आत्महत्या के प्रयास करने का कारण तो नहीं जानता, परन्तु उस के पश्चात जो घटनाएं हुईं उनपे प्रकाश डालना चाहूँगा. कुछ दिनों पहले ही उस महाविद्यालय से निकाले गए छात्र ने उस छात्रा से दूरभाष से संपर्क किया और कहा की "तू इसका सारा इल्जाम महाविद्यालय के नियमों पर लगा दे!" इसके कुछ दिनों पश्चात किसी एक छात्र ने एक वेबसाइट पर उस छात्रा के नाम का खुलासा करते हुए उसके सम्बन्ध में गन्दी गन्दी बातें लिखी. यह वेबसाइट घटना के लगभग १ वर्ष बाद बनायीं गयी.  आत्महत्या के प्रयास की घटना हुई, और उसके एक वर्ष बाद वेबसाइट बना. यह कैसा जाल, और यह कैसी चाल? गलती किसकी? लड़की की या फिर किसी चोट खाए हुए और बिलखते हुए आत्मा की? अब यदि लड़की शादी करती है तो उसके वैवाहिक जीवन पर क्या असर होगा?
  3. आई आई टी कानपुर के हॉल ४ की बात पर मैं आना चाहूँगा. घटना का पूर्ण उल्लेख करना अनावश्यक है, परन्तु किसी कारण वश हॉल ४ में काम कर रहे एक महिला पर दुश्चरित्र होने का आरोप लगा. उनका दोष मात्र इतना था की उन्होंने हॉल ४ के मेस कर्मचारियों के शौचालय का उपयोग किया था (यहाँ यह कहना आवश्यक है की हॉल ४ में महिलाओं अथवा महिला कर्मचारियों के लिए कोई शौचालय उपलब्ध नहीं है). तो क्या महिला शौचालय भी न जाए? क्या नारी होने की यह व्यथा भी झेलनी होगी? ऊपर से हॉल ४ के महान मेस प्रबंधक महोदय ने टिपण्णी की: "सर मैं तो 100% गारंटी लेने को तैयार हूँ. वो औरत तो ऐसी ही है!" "ऐसी ही है" अर्थात वो दुश्चरित्र है! यहाँ बताना उचित होगा की हॉल - ४ के लगभग सभी छात्रों ने मेस प्रबंधक के इस आचरण की निंदा की!
उपरोक्त सभी घटनाओं को देखकर तो यह प्रतीत होने लगा है की स्त्री के चरित्र के सम्बन्ध में वर्तमान में बहुत सारे  व्यक्ति जानकारी रखते हैं या रखने लगे हैं. एक स्त्री की सोच क्या है यह तो वो ही जाने, क्या यह लोग अपने आप को भगवान् बनाने के प्रयास में लगे हैं?  



इस चर्चा के पश्चात इस निष्कर्ष पर पहुंचना आसान है की किसी स्त्री के चरित्र पर वार करना एक सामाजिक कुरीति एवं खेल हो गया है. चूंकि महिलाएं अब पढ़ लिखकर लड़कों से टक्कर लेने में कुशल हो चुकीं हैं, इसी कारण संभवतः एक भय पुरुषों के मन में घर कर गया है. आखिर कब तक यह कुरीति चलती रहेगी? आखिर कब तक पुरुष स्त्रियों के चरित्रों की गारंटी लेते रहेंगे? आखिर कब तक यह विश्वास समाज में जारी रहेगा की जब एक नारी किसी पुरुष से बात कर रही हो, तो वो अपनी उपलब्धता उस पुरुष को बता रही है? 

Monday, March 14, 2011

Harry Potter and the Visits to Hogwarts

Hogwarts actually accepted me! That was, to put in the humblest of the available expressions, mindblowing. I had just returned after spending a year with the Beauxbatons school of Magic, and was in a natatory stage with the memories of the likes of Fleur Delacour. While I surfed the Leaky Cauldron for purchasing essentials for my entry to Hogwarts, various people stood with mock respect, which probably led me to believe that the top of the world had been already achieved, though I was treading along somewhere in central India. As the Hogwarts express left its usual platform, rumblings in the stomach and thumpings in the heart followed till the point I made the entry into the magical palace.

The humble welcome

Our days began with the morning rounds of the forbidden forest (for the couch potatoes). Surprisingly, the plump Madam Sprout and the handsome Cedric Diggory were leading the sessions. Cedric Diggory was there for pretty obvious reasons, but of course the reasons themselves were conspicuous by their presence in terms of cardinality. Later in the day, when the tall and charming Professor Dumbledore shook hands with me, asked my name and introduced himself, my jaw hung in sheer awe of his sheer humility. Later, in a meeting of the freshers and the professors, Remus Lupin, who was humble, and Filius Flitwick who called himself the “aspiring politician” yet humorous. His very persona sounded “Wingardium Leviosa”. The charming Ms Pince from the library was another wonderment who spoke more than a language or two. Gilderoy was present too and he was, if one may forgive the expression, silent! 
 
A few from the freshmen kept on asking whether I had really been to the Beauxbatons school for a year before I had joined Hogwarts! The curious people wanted to know if I had really encountered Fleur Delacour the quarter-veela from that college. I had a tough time answering the curiosities and trying to impress them with my french at the same time!

Snape and his symphonies

Professor Snape made his presence felt in a remarkable fashion. He was infamous for his brutally exaggerated criticisms of people who were unaware of healthy practices and had ambitions of being managers rather than being magicians. He often opined that they were muggles or brought up by muggles. However, on the other hand was of the most amazing personalities in the college. magic just lay in his delivery, and he would practically romance with whatever he taught. Percy Weasley and his classmates often recount his interactions with him while at Hogwarts. tells me about the stories that he wove with the beams and bricks and their interaction in the group named G9. Professor Snape, in the following years, surprisingly turned sweeter. At a certain point of time, Professor Snape became so student friendly, that he decided to pay extra efforts to students and the facilities required for them. Unfortunately, for strangely unknown reasons he decided to apparate to another magic school, when he was nominated for the best teacher award at Hogwarts.

The buzzing bumblebees

One of the famous initiatives of the Fat Friar were to bring the bumblebees from various colleges of magic to Hogwarts. He thought that it would be nice to increase the future students of Hogwarts and would help some poor muggles to turn into excellent wizards. The bumblebees would always turn up each summer in different colors, shapes and sizes. They were always the favourites of Professor Snape who would always entertain them with his jokes, even giving them names of the feline creature, in case someone wished to appear for a C.A.T. Examination. Sometime Professor Minerva McGonagall would also turn up to give a motherly touch to the entire process of training the bumblebees. And it was amazing how multiple versions of Hermione Granger, Colin Creevey, Justin Finch-Fletchley and Luna Lovegood would turn up each summer, though a couple of Dracos would appear once in a while. Over the years, they would always fly international class, either with a big dream or a doctoral scholarship. The Ron Weasleys were severely missed on such occasions, though Neville Longbottom made himself quite available. After 28 days of rigourous training on the various aspects of magic, the bumblebees would ritually create a pool of tears before departure.

The Professors' Putterers

Each semester, the Professors were given some Putterers to help them in the courses of magic. Of course, as expected, there were three kinds of them. Firstly there were ones who were the Gryffindors. Secondly, the Ravenclaws and lastly, the Hufflepuffs. One or two amongst them did emerge from Slytherin, but they were negligible in number. The Gryffindors were always putting in an extra effort and were always assisting in courses and the O.W.L.s, The Ravenclaws were the intelligent ones and were making themselves useful in the activities of the college while the Hufflepuffs were rather, to put in the least strongest of words, good for nothings. They would go to any extent to make an idiot of themselves, especially when special help was expected of them. The “pegs” and “arrows” would invariably appear similar to them. 
 
The Hufflepuffs were also had a special group amongst themselves. The misuse of Hogwarts artifacts group was the most infamous in the college. This group actively participated in calling names for female students, whiling away their time in browsing publications seeking connubiality in the Daily Prophet or over the Wizarding Network.

Gaddings with the Gilderoys

“Gather around, gather around. Can you all see me, can you all hear me? Excellent....!”
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

If pomp and show were anything to go by, the Gilderoys were the example. Equipped with a dainty grin, their initial days at Hogwarts were spent in the quarterage of the Fat Friar and Professor Snape. In the later years, they got so apparently and incredibly busy in making themselves popular by going cock-a-doodle-do, that they forgot their own apprentices. Their apprentices became slowly timourous about the ramifications of not telling Gilderoy and attending someone's charms class, the wizard or witch might end up with a red and black seal on the scroll. The one reason that the mandrakes shrieked when someone crept up near a Gilderoy was this.

Wonderings with the Weasleys

A bespectacled guy, Ron Weasley turned up a year later than me to the Hogwarts castle. Timid by appearance, but the heart of an Indian tiger, he came along with Jeanne. Jeanne was rather shy to make an appearance at public meetings, but was knowledgeable enough to make an impression. Like Harry, Ron too got stuck with one of the Gilderoys, for some time. Ron wanted to tour around, get out of the Hogwarts castle and was keen to get himself known for good reasons. Life would of course have different plans for Ron. His ventures for adventures were repeatedly blocked by Gilderoy in favour of Fluffy, the three headed creature. Alas! If only he had listened to Harry, regarding the realities of the college and Dumbledore's kind heartedness.

Athenaeum Bibliotheca

The only place where I found myself comfortable was the athenaeum. In the mornings when the rays of the morning sun bathed the athenaeum, people like Collin Creevey used to rush out to catch a glimpse of the same with their wizard rolls. The fountain that lay close by in the form of Hedwig, was a reminder of knowledge to all who were interested, and a reminder of Lavender to all those interested in the arrows of cupid and its potions. It was also one of the favourite places of Nymphadora and Lupin. Lupin tells us that he used his handkerchief and the love potion to make Nymphadora fall in love with him. 
 
Warm in winters and cool in summers, it was an excellent place to be in. One could go to the reference section or to the restricted section and read books to one's heart's content. In fact, if there was any place in Hogwarts where one could obliviate the memories of worldly sadness, the athenaeum was that.

Vivacious Voldemort

Vivacious Voldemort was intelligent, convincing and held the power of hypnotic talk to convince any person who had the courage to oppose him intellectually. Interestingly the Fat Friar, Professor Snape, Repus Lupin, and the Gilderoys were all under the hypnotic influence of the Vivacious Voldemort. Probably, they were under the influence of the imperius curse. 
 
However, Voldemort was a previous student of Hogwarts, and it was proud of him. He had implemented several positive practices with which the student were fearlessly able to critique and question the system. He had once famously commented “If you have no solution, do not complain”.

Exodus

As I gently plan my exit from Hogwarts to possibly move into other magic schools, I would not greatly regret being here for sometime. I would take back the memories of intellectual friends and good books … and pray not the Hufflepuffs! 
 
Author's note: This is an article in figurative language with caricatures copiously borrowed from the Harry Potter Series by J. K. Rowling. Although, the series deals in the world of magic, the author has experienced that similar reflections happen in the real world. A millions of thanks to Ms. J. K. Rowling for writing those seven nice books, which are an example of exceptional story telling.

Saturday, January 01, 2011

Learning from 'X' Generation

X is a representative of the number 10, an allegory for Generation X, also an emblem for danger and a symbol for dissatisfaction. The manifold effect that 'X' can generate can either increase or diminish an entity, it could push someone up the skies or thrust someone into sheer oblivion. It could also actually inspire somebody to rest in peace, for ever.

X gave me books. From those about Michel Angelo and the Sistine chapel, to those about the philosophies of the East and the West, were the good things that I found again. Dr. Nandini Nilakantan, thank you for rejuvenating my interest in books as well as in Algebraic Topology. I could relive the days when I was “intelligent”, while I audited your course. Thank you as well for giving me a patient hearing on my research area and problems associated with geometry. I also made friends with Dr. Naren Naik, from the Department of Electrical Engineering, and we had a brief tête-a- tête on our research areas.

X, in the midway, came up with the SPIC-MACAY's national convention organised at IIT Kanpur. Learning “Naad Yoga” from Ustad Zia Fariduddin Dagar sahab from Four to Seven o'clock in the morning, for three days, is one of the proud and privileged memories that I would cherish for my life. The sitar by Ustad Shahid Parvez, Koodiyattam by Shri Margi Madhu, Mohan Veena by Pandita Vishwa Mohan Bhatt were mesmerising. Apart from that coming close to people like Nilesh Khaitan, Vivek Agarwal, Gunjan, Hemangini, Surbhi, Sarayu, Chandana and Tavishi was a wonderful experience.

X saw Srinath defend his thesis and Bhavna happily graduate from this institute. The sheer happiness that bore in their faces were lights of hope that I might just have in the future.

X helped me reunite with a few schoolmates of mine on the happier note, while on the other hand and on the sorrowful side a dear schoolmate and class fellow Nigel Eric Wills passed away in Australia. He was a genuinely good soul and he would surely be missed by our classmates and all his friends. A similar unfortunate incident at IIT Kanpur rocked the student community during the examinations.

X should be really thanked in the end. I couldn't be doing justice without mentioning it. It reminded me of the famous John McEnroe outburst “You can't be serious!” Over the last six years, I hadn't seen myself with so much of bitter emotions compared to that of the last few months. The lab which hustled and bustled with laughter and gaiety two years earlier, now wears a deserted look today, because people had to walk out of the lab and work in the library to pacify their exasperation.

X wasn't represented as a thesis in this document. It's merely a perspective on how 'X' treated me over the last 12 months. On the last day of the year, I am wondering as to whether I should mull over the good things that happened or the “evil-that-men-do” sorts. This could be also on how lessons were learned from events and occurrences, those which I am so naïve to ignore every time. I wonder how it is back to square one for me again and each time, where “square one” represents the principles and ethics that my parents chose to inculcate in me. This isn't a thesis on “square one” either, because it seems to effortlessly vanish in thin air once we talk about it, because the sheer mention of it brings scornful looks, contempt and disappointment. This isn't a thesis on “make-your-presence-felt”, because over the past few months it was felt that this phrase meant asking repetitive foolhardy questions that people CAN answer and not asking questions that make people think. This document is a reminder to people that I do not copy or lift, but write in my own words.

Wish you a happy new year.